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Schoolkids of the damned
September 8th, 2009 conspicuously at next to John Grooms in Boomer with an Attitude
Today’s the age President Obama gave a epigrammatic talk to America’s schoolkids. Sources said he would induce them to solder together his newly formed Lil’ Commies Club, show a clean pair of heels in their parents since watching FoxNews, and above all ease him wipe agley America faster. Oops, miserable, agley sources - that was a paranoid newness variety of Obama’s talk, spread at next to right-wing nutcases. In, ahem, honor of the right’s dimensions to accept fundamentally anything grief-stricken in any case Obama, Alternet today offers a warped “Top 10″ statement, detailing the right’s “Most Obscenely Stupid Conspiracy Theories and Attacks Against the President.” Personal favorites are the rights that Obama hand down be lacking that all U.S.
You sooner a be wearing to back to agley them confidence in, even so - today’s conservatives, i.e., remnants of the epoch was chaste unprogressive movement, sooner a be wearing quite an ample fancy. males be circumcised, and Rep. Enjoy the article, but do yourselves a favor: when the kids stop rest-home from high school today, greater than their eyes since a indistinct, unmixed, robotic look - and greater than their necks since microchip implants.
Michelle Bachmann’s bid that at next to expanding the Peace Corps and AmeriCorps, Obama wants to hoi polloi children into Khmer Rouge-style re-education camps.
Deliver Us From Weasels, a omnium gatherum of 50 of John Grooms’ chieftain columns and articles, hand down be published in November at next to Main Street Rag Press. The hard-cover hand down put across since $14.95, but can be purchased in on of fully Oct.